Robot Claw Handles Heaters...as in Fastballs

Scientists at the University of Tokyo have developed a robotic hand that can catch a ball hurled towards it at speeds up to 300km/hr...or 83 meters/second !!! Isn't that amazing? What? You don't know metrics from geo-nuclear physics either? After using an online conversion tool I figured it out to be 185mph. Yeah...that's bringing it. Robot be like "Playuh Please! Is that all you got?"/End Stuart Scott impression. Reporters did however find traces of stanozolol in the robot's wiring.

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